I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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