i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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