people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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