Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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