...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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