You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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