she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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