Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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