My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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