i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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