We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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