yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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