just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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