Don't you send me to vm
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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