I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
