Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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