buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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