you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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