I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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