just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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