who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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