highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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