Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we're making bets on your personal life
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Can I color on your dick again?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
