oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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