Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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