these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life