dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
How drunk are you?