it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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