my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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