Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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