So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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