Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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