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Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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