she woke up with a sticky ear
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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