i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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