He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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