Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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