Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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