You surviving the open bar?
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They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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