For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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