I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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