Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
How's work?
Spinning.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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