And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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