At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
