I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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