i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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