Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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