It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Panties = found
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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