i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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