just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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