North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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