it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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