Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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