Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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