you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
