She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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